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Little Shop of Horrors

So, last night we decided to watch Little Shop of Horrors with the kids.  I loved the movie as a kid.  Unfortunately, I did not know the movie had an alternate ending.  I sat there confused for about 20 minutes because I did not know what was going on.  I prefer the original ending.  The alternate ending was disturbing.  My feelings were hurt.  I guess I need to read the description of the movie selection ahead of time in the future.

Confession #78

I like to call my dad his nickname, Yogi, every once in a while.  It pisses him off and that's why I have done it since I was a kid.

Confession #77

I refuse to eat pork and beef.  I think cows are beautiful and watching pigs play reminds me of my dogs.  I just can't.

Confession #76

I cannot stand it when people blast their music.  I should not be able to hear your music inside my house or car when my windows are closed.

Stuff My Kids Say

Priya: I am going to have a baby. Tori: Do you know how? Priya: No, what do I do. Tori: You pray for a baby and when you grow up you get one. That's what I am going to do. Malachi: That is not how any of that works. Me to Myself: This is coming from the kid that we have had the talk with and is convinced we made stuff up to gross him out.

Confession #75

I like my pets more than I like most people.

Stuff My Kids Say

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Daughter: What holiday is on Monday? Me: Labor Day Daughter: So, everyone is going to get pregnant? Me:  😲 😳 😐