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Confession #72

When I was about 7, a neighbor gave me a beautiful Easter egg.  I didn't want to eat it, because it was so pretty.  I put it in my fanny pack for safe keeping and threw it in my closet.  Of course, my closet was always a disaster.  Over the summer, my mom made me clean out my closet.  There was a funky smell that I could not describe.  Finally, I found my fanny pack and remembered the egg.  It was unrecognizable.  I promised myself I would never do anything like that again.  About an hour later, my mom was looking for the egg she had left on the counter to make cornbread.  I was heading upstairs with it wrapped in a blanket, hoping I could get it to hatch soon.