Stuff My Kids Say

Priya: I am going to have a baby.

Tori: Do you know how?

Priya: No, what do I do.

Tori: You pray for a baby and when you grow up you get one. That's what I am going to do.

Malachi: That is not how any of that works.

Me to Myself: This is coming from the kid that we have had the talk with and is convinced we made stuff up to gross him out.

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