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Confession #77

I refuse to eat pork and beef.  I think cows are beautiful and watching pigs play reminds me of my dogs.  I just can't.

Confession #76

I cannot stand it when people blast their music.  I should not be able to hear your music inside my house or car when my windows are closed.

Stuff My Kids Say

Priya: I am going to have a baby. Tori: Do you know how? Priya: No, what do I do. Tori: You pray for a baby and when you grow up you get one. That's what I am going to do. Malachi: That is not how any of that works. Me to Myself: This is coming from the kid that we have had the talk with and is convinced we made stuff up to gross him out.

Confession #75

I like my pets more than I like most people.

Stuff My Kids Say

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Daughter: What holiday is on Monday? Me: Labor Day Daughter: So, everyone is going to get pregnant? Me:  😲 😳 😐

Confession #74

I am more excited about my kids going back to school, than they are about going back to school.  I try not to show it though.

Confession #73

I bite my nails.  It is a gross habit that I cannot break.