Confession #57

When I was a kid, I went inside for a drink and found an ice cold 2 liter Pepsi in the refrigerator.  I dropped the bottle and picked it right back up and opened it.  Pepsi shot out like a rocket toward the ceiling.  I looked at the mess and put the lid back on the Pepsi and took my ass right back outside.  There was no cleaning that up.

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