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Confession #80

I teach my kids not to judge others.  Race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, income level, etc., is not important.  If you are spreading hate, we will avoid you.

Confession #79

Sometimes, I think about letting my kids watch a scary movies, so I can scare the hell out of them and they will stay in bed at night.

Little Shop of Horrors

So, last night we decided to watch Little Shop of Horrors with the kids.  I loved the movie as a kid.  Unfortunately, I did not know the movie had an alternate ending.  I sat there confused for about 20 minutes because I did not know what was going on.  I prefer the original ending.  The alternate ending was disturbing.  My feelings were hurt.  I guess I need to read the description of the movie selection ahead of time in the future.

Confession #78

I like to call my dad his nickname, Yogi, every once in a while.  It pisses him off and that's why I have done it since I was a kid.

Confession #77

I refuse to eat pork and beef.  I think cows are beautiful and watching pigs play reminds me of my dogs.  I just can't.

Confession #76

I cannot stand it when people blast their music.  I should not be able to hear your music inside my house or car when my windows are closed.

Stuff My Kids Say

Priya: I am going to have a baby. Tori: Do you know how? Priya: No, what do I do. Tori: You pray for a baby and when you grow up you get one. That's what I am going to do. Malachi: That is not how any of that works. Me to Myself: This is coming from the kid that we have had the talk with and is convinced we made stuff up to gross him out.