Petara's Prerogative

When I am home alone, I like to blast music, dance and clean the house.

I complain because my husband leaves the meat on the grill and it is cooked too hard.  I think I can barbecue better, but hate dealing with all the smoke.

I always need my hair done, but hate going to the salon.  I need someone to make house calls.

I cannot braid.  My girls rock afro puffs and banana clips like nobody's business.  My mom talks about me because of it, but I am okay with that.

Sometimes, I look at women who are wearing tons of makeup and wonder what they look like under it all, especially if they still don't look good after all the effort.

I want to be slim and sleek, but also like to eat.  I will have to just settle on being thick and fabulous.

I should be rich and famous.